MOMUS

THE OLYMPUS REJECTS CLUB.

Get banned.
Become
a legend.

Zeus blocked us. Argus is watching us.
So naturally, we're posting through it.

GET BANNED Hey Argus. You seeing this?

100 EYES ON US. STILL ZERO CHILL.

A smug clay Momus in a purple toga holds a golden comedy mask, while two annoyed gods watch from the gates of Olympus.
OLYMPUS
BANNEDBRO SAID “LOL”
POV: THE GROUP CHAT KICKED YOU OUT.
ARGUS IS WATCHING.MOMUS IS POSTING.
YOUR APPLICATION FOR EXILE

Zeus has
heard enough.

One name. One deeply unserious charge. Argus saw everything. Zeus took it personally.

2–24 letters, numbers, spaces, dots, underscores or hyphens.

Reported by Argus. Banned by Zeus. Welcomed by Momus.

SAMPLE NOTICE · YOUR NAME GOES HERE

Your personal MOMUS exile card will appear here.
Sample charge: Asked Zeus where the audit was.

01 / THE ANCIENT BEEF

Bro roasted
the admins.

Meet Momus: ancient Greece's professional hater. He had notes on everyone. Including the gods. Especially the gods.

Olympus kicked him out. We gave him a timeline. Same attitude, more pixels, absolutely no PR training.

“Zeus can throw lightning.
I can turn off replies.”— OUR MOMUS, PROBABLY
The lore has receipts
02 / UNDER VERY UNSERIOUS SURVEILLANCE

100 eyes.
Still missed
the joke.

Argus watches the market. We give him something to look at. A whole club of Olympus rejects, posting like the gods can't read.

Give him something to report
OLYMPUS INCIDENT REPORTCASE: MOMUS
Observer
Argus. All 100 eyes.
Suspect
Momus. All 0 regrets.
Evidence
Way too many memes.
“Bro has 100 eyes and still
leaves us on seen.”— MOMUS, MAKING IT WORSE

Hey Argus, a repost counts as community service.

Meet our future launchpad

Planning to launch on Argus. The beef is a meme; no partnership or endorsement claimed.

Clay Momus grins and teases the many-eyed guardian Argus with his golden comedy mask. Argus folds his arms in annoyance.
01 / THE ROAST“100 eyes. Zero memes.”MOMUS, STARTING SOMETHING
Momus runs away laughing with his golden mask while an angry Argus chases after him in a cloud of tiny dust puffs.
02 / THE CONSEQUENCES“Come back here!”ARGUS, TAKING IT PERSONALLY
Argus sits on a marble step, sulking with his arms crossed. Momus leans towards him and offers his laughing mask with a cheeky grin.
03 / LEFT ON SEEN“Bro, it was one joke.”MOMUS, ABSOLUTELY NOT SORRY
03 / TOKENOMICS, SER

Even trolls
do maths.

BUY TAX1%

A tiny bonk on the way in.

SELL TAX1%

A tiny bonk on the way out.

Where the collected tax goes, ser

100% ACCOUNTED FOR. BIG BRAIN.
MOMUS transaction tax distribution A donut chart splitting collected transaction taxes into Creator 10%, Burn and token buyback budget 40%, Dividends 20%, and Liquidity 30%. This is not a token supply allocation.
Yes, it's a donut.
No, you can't eat the liquidity.

Creator

10%

Project budget. Even trolls have bills.

Burn

40%

Token buyback budget. Uno reverse, Olympus.

Dividends

20%

Holder incentives. A little love for the lurkers.

Liquidity

30%

Liquidity budget. Pool party, toga optional.

Launch plan: 1% on buys, 1% on sells. The chart splits collected taxes, not total supply. Math before memes.

04 / THE NUMBERS ARGUS IS WATCHINGPRE-LAUNCH

All eyes
on $MOMUS.

The memes are ready. The token is still cooking. Price, market cap and trading links arrive with the official contract.

Buy on Argus Buy on Uniswap

Trading opens after the official contract is announced. No mystery links, ser.

LIVE RENT-FREE IN THEIR HEADS$MOMUS
Price (USD)
Coming soon
Market cap (USD)
Coming soon

Waiting for the official contract.

NetworkArc
Contract addressNot announced